you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?
the concert pianists?
but you, the tumblr blogger
Two funny things
1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!
2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…
My jaw literally dropped
Adam the very first man was a giant. ..Muslim tumblr can you guys please tell me how tall he was I forgot it’s not in the Quran I don’t recall it being there but there’s a Hadith on it
THE WORLD IS SO INTERESTING
The cast of Lost watching Lost.
I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”
But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”
[internal tears of joy]
She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.
These are so fucking beautiful.
I freaking love old people.
this post is everything omg
I seriously tried to scroll past this. I failed.
Sex on the Beach
And Finally, Swimming Pool
"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"
So there’s these two guys I know who always talk and when one talks, the other just crosses his arms then stares. In this picture, the one in the red is talking about trucks, which the one in the blue-gray wasn’t paying attention to. The one in red even asked the one in blue what his favorite truck is.
His response was, “yeah, same.”
Update: Guy in red got sad because a girl made fun of his drawing. Guy in the blue asked him this.
that is very cute
This is so absurdly creepy
yeah, seriously, can we stop taking pics of kids without their knowledge and posting them online without their consent????
also this is fetishizing queer relationships and being creepy as fuck so yeah, please stop
hey hey hey i got permission.
this isnt fetishizing anything.
because guess what.
THEYRE FUCKING DATING.
A big ol’ cup of plot twist in here
And I ship it ♡
LISSEN TO WOT IM SEYIN
bruh is this nigga eatin the pussy whylile he fuck her in the booty hole omg this nigga is truly the future b
Lol wow 😶
What the fuck man!